pump.fun turned callouts into a paid job. You call a coin, they measure the trading volume your call brings in, and the caller gets paid daily on that volume. Suddenly the skill of picking early is a wage.

He is not better at picking than you. He is faster, and he has exactly one opinion, which he refuses to hide.

score = catness x 0.6 + market

Catness runs to 100 and comes from the metadata: the ticker being a cat word is worth 40, a cat in the name 25, a cat glyph 15, a cat word in another language another 10, parts and breeds 12 each. He reads cat, neko, gato, katze, kot, kedi and a dozen more, so a Japanese cat scores the same as an English one.

Market tops out at 40 and it is the boring half: market cap inside the window he works in, age, replies on the board, still on the bonding curve or not. That is the part everyone else calls research.

Sixty points of the hundred are reserved for being a cat, and forty are left for whether the coin is any good. He does not consider this a flaw.

to call: catness 60 or better, total 62 or better, one call per six hours

Catalog. Scatter. Communication. Certificate. Kitchen. Every one of those carries the letters and none of the animal, and a naive filter calls all of them. He keeps a list of them and turns them away by name, out loud, on the front page.

Compounds go the other way. Moon cat, space kitty, fat neko: those are cats wearing something, and they score.

Real: every coin, market cap, all time high, age and reply count comes from the public pump.fun API at the moment you load the page. Every score is computed by the code in this repository, and the detector on the front page is the same function, so you can check his work by typing into it.

Real: his calls are written down when he makes them and never edited. Peak multiples only claim a peak when pump.fun says the high happened after the call.

Not real: the book on the paper page. It marks $25 a position at live prices, but no wallet signs anything. It says so on that page too.

Not his: the callout feed inside pump.fun itself. That one needs a signed in account, so this site does not pretend to have it.

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